How I walked into FIRST BANK, took 5 deposit slips, 5 account opening forms

I walked into FIRST BANK,  I took 5 deposit slips and 5 account opening forms

I looked at the counter to see which

receptionist had the best pen.

He wasn’t using it so i asked him to lend it to me, he gave it.

I went to the water dispenser and drank chilled water to my satisfaction with three different disposable cups🍸.

I went to the convenience, used it.

I sat down closest to the AC to feel the cool breeze peruse my brain while I found available sockets to plug my two phones, Power Bank, Rechargeable Lamp,torch light and Laptop.

After two hours,I decided to leave without

returning the pen.

At the door, i asked the security man where the trash bin was, he showed me.

I broke the pen and tore all the 5 deposit

slips and the account opening forms and  dumped it in.👍🏿🚶🚶🚶

That was PAYBACK for the #100 you guys deducted from my account which prevented me from withdrawing d last #1000 i have there. 🙄🙄

Watch out for more…….😡😡😡😡😡

MTN   you’re next,

Be prepared

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